World's Greatest Political Quiz

The original author of this quiz is unknown. The following is adapted from an article published in the Liberator, a publication of the Advocates for Self-Government.

Fed up with small, slanted political quizzes? I present a new unbiased political quiz which will enlighten you to your actual political views. Just calculate your rating for each political category and see which one is greatest.

I. Your Conservative Rating 1 0

My moral views are superior to those of others Y N

My prosperity is a result of God's favor Y N

Rush Limbaugh is the greatest hope for our nation Y N

A woman's place is in the home Y N

II. Your Liberal Rating 1 0

All economic problems can be solved by taxing the rich Y N

Criminals are not responsible for crime, society is Y N

Values are a dangerous and evil concept, abolish them Y N

All white males are racists and sexist Y N

III. Your Libertarian Rating 1 0

People without money deserve to starve and die Y N

Trespassers should be shot on sight Y N

Nothing bad can possibly happen in a free market Y N

The law of gravity is coercive, repeal it. Y N

And now that you have learned of your own political leanings, it is time to test your knowledge of the other philosophies. Just match the phrase with the political group it represents.

Our Country would be so much better if we could just eliminate:

atheists A. Conservative

the rich B. Liberal

the government C. Libertarian

All I want is for other people to:

live like I do. A. Conservative

let me spend their money. B. Liberal

@#!% off. C. Libertarian

If I had $1 million, I would:

give it to Pat Robertson. A. Conservative

create a new bureaucracy. B. Liberal

buy more land and fence it in. C. Libertarian

All my opponents are just like:

Adolph Hitler A. Conservative

Adolph Hitler B. Liberal

Adolph Hitler C. Libertarian

Back to my home page

I. Your Conservative Rating	1	0
My moral views are superior to those of others	Y	N
My prosperity is a result of God's favor	Y	N
Rush Limbaugh is the greatest hope for our nation	Y	N
A woman's place is in the home	Y	N

II. Your Liberal Rating	1	0
All economic problems can be solved by taxing the rich	Y	N
Criminals are not responsible for crime, society is	Y	N
Values are a dangerous and evil concept, abolish them	Y	N
All white males are racists and sexist	Y	N

III. Your Libertarian Rating	1	0
People without money deserve to starve and die	Y	N
Trespassers should be shot on sight	Y	N
Nothing bad can possibly happen in a free market	Y	N
The law of gravity is coercive, repeal it.	Y	N

	atheists	A. Conservative
	the rich	B. Liberal
	the government	C. Libertarian

	live like I do.	A. Conservative
	let me spend their money.	B. Liberal
	@#!% off.	C. Libertarian

	give it to Pat Robertson.	A. Conservative
	create a new bureaucracy.	B. Liberal
	buy more land and fence it in.	C. Libertarian

	Adolph Hitler	A. Conservative
	Adolph Hitler	B. Liberal
	Adolph Hitler	C. Libertarian